DEATH AND TAXES
Tax his cows, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat,
Tax his crops, tax his work,
Tax his tie, tax his shirt,
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are a rule.
Tax his oil, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash,
Tax him good and let him know
After taxes he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more;
Tax him 'til he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb:
"Taxes drove me to my doom,"
And after he's gone he can't relax,
They'll still be after inheritance tax!
~no author was named
Don't forget to pay your property taxes today or tomorrow!
Hi Candy! Thanks for stopping to visit at both of my blogs. I think old fashioned is a wonderful word as I love most things that people throw in that category. LOL! Unfortunately, here in Holland, people look at you as if you are from Mars when you are not doing the trendy thing. I love to keep things around me I love including carnations and pinks.
ReplyDeleteWe just got our tax reminders today to file for our income tax forms online. They come in a blue envelope so you know that is about taxes as you pick it up off the doormat. Our property taxes are taken directly out of our bank account.
Hugs ~
Heidi